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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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