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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
WEDNESDAY, 6 MARCH 1991
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
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