ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime.
They said that last time. Your lifetime is very important.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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