ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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