ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "love deeply".
Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do his writers.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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