ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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