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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Strangers online have voted you "not wrong".
The same strangers once voted to give a research ship a silly name. You are the silly name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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