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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
WEDNESDAY, 18 MARCH 1992
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
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