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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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