ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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