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It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody knows your name.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
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