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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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