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You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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