ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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