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MONDAY, 31 AUGUST 1992
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
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