ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your job title will outlive you.
It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a better salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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