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You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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