ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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