ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years.
He has, however, given out about forty.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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