ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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