ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up.
Eleven kilometres later you'd caught three pigeons, a cold and a physio waiting list that will outlive the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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