ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They posted an apology in the Notes app.
It was addressed to the fans. The person they hurt didn't get a screenshot.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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