ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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