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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later. Nothing happened.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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