ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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