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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
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