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Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
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- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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