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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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