ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday motivation is a myth.
Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave, or your retirement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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