ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wisdom comes with age.
So does standing on the landing with no idea why you came upstairs, or exist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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