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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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