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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
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- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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