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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly.
That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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