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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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