ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your job title will outlive you.
It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a better salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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