ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every summit sends a very strong signal.
The planet keeps not receiving it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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