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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION WEDNESDAY, 1 FEBRUARY 1995
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
  2. You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
  3. You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
  4. You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
  5. Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
  6. Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
  7. Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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