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SUNDAY, 26 FEBRUARY 1995
Wisdom comes with age.
So does standing on the landing with no idea why you came upstairs, or exist.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
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