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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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