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Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime.
They said that last time. Your lifetime is very important.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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