ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "manifesting abundance".
The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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