ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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