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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English language.
Then they renamed it. The sentence survived.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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