ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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