ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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