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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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