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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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