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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The hardest part of working out is getting started.
You've made sure it stays the hardest part.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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