ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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