ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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